The pathetic British School Politically Correct Nazis Brigade have now deemed the following famous Nursery Rhyme is offensive to Vegans.
Get a grip - even Vegan's have a sense of humour despite the pointed ears!
"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider and sat down beside her, and frightened Miss Muffet away"
Curds and whey are a product of cheese-making. When rennet, an enzyme derived from a newborn ruminant is added to milk, the milk curdles. These solid, curdled lumps are the curds. The whey is the liquid byproduct of the curdling process.
As a dyslexic carnivore, I am puzzled who on earth would pay £10 (tenner), add it to milk and eat such a disgusting product anyway!