I am just barely technology adjacent when it comes to the OS level stuff, but have taken this research up myself after wasting significant money on avenues that werent fruitful. Unplugging the battery during a fake windows update catches things that would have no trace if the job finished. It seems like there is a local network policy or something actually leveraging the windows update process to advance to a next phase of complexity. If I wait - those logs and temp files are gone.I don't have any advice, because quite honestly, I think this is all made up. There are phrases in here that sound computer-ish but that don't actually make sense.
- prefetch jobs began executing
- commands are so obfuscated in the filesystem
- replace hollow processes with whatever it wants to
- phase 1 seems to be a lot of windows sxs and hypervisor stuff
Yes, that's how Windows is, in places.
Seems like a not-so-great policy.
Except for the "nonsensical" label, this is actually somewhat true.
Maybe I'm wrong; it's happened once or twice, and if this really is a legit issue, I hope it gets cleaned up. But I've been around the block a couple of times.
I can see what you mean on the language I used to articulate symptoms and observations not being how someone experienced would phrase it. I assure you this is not made up and am perfectly open to the fact that I might be wrong.
I am asking for your help - specifically if I can solve how Office16 keeps reinstalling itself immediately after a clean install, along with a ton of Microsoft Insights developer stuff and custom apps? If it would give me some new threads to pull on. What might show that Im full of crap? Ill run it and show you. Clean install to me means using a clean, official key from windows media creation tool, running a full install/deletion of data and not a repair, deleting all partitions on the ssd, kicking off a "clean all" on the disk, and then reformatting and proceeding with the install. I bypassnro and do not log in to any actual accounts during the config stage.
I have bought new laptops just to make clean install keys. I bought a tableu usb writeblocker to prevent said keys from getting corrupted and to be able to forensically clone these drives byte for byte and not lose evidence. Ive gone through 10 brand new SSD's trying to test different things. I walked into best buy and bought and honest to goodness Windows 11 Pro boxed edition in the hopes that would clear up the office16 stuff. But nope. Every new laptop and tower Ive bought, every laptop nearby, all compromised with the same behavior despite being from 2025 and absolutely never came anywhere near any office16 stuff.
My Computer
At a glance
Windows 11
- OS
- Windows 11
- Computer type
- Laptop
- Manufacturer/Model
- Acer A315-24PT-R288








