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For Senecio:

I was born in Yorkshire, and very proud of that fact. It all started with god beholding nothing. He looked at our universe and was troubled, so he threw a banger into the nothing and it produced 'something'. He swirled his finger in the something and it began to form hydrogen molecules and eventually matter. He swirled his finger yet again and the solar system swirled tighter and tighter into a swirling dense gas cloud. The pressure being such that the Sun was born and blazed forth in all his glory. This swirling mass began dust, then became rock and became rocky clumps which grew in most cases into planets. One of these was in the 'goldilocks zone'. I am totally UNreligious but the story goes that when god created the earth he started with Yorkshire. This was his base of operations.

He made it ideal so he could feel comfortable whilst building the rest. He had put the seas and oceans on but didn't like the sea on both sides so he created Lancashire to keep the sea away in the west. He peopled Lancashire with those he deemed unworthy to be of good Yorkshire stock. Being of a superior vintage, the good folk of Yorkshire began their own language, known as godspeak. He looked upon this land and knew it to be perfect and was well chuffed. He knew balance was required so he created the best footy team in the other side of the Pennines, in Manchester. So Newton Heath was born. Then he coloured them red. So, there we have it, as we all know, god was a Yorkshireman.

Well I would hate to be a sanctimonious yorkshireman.

Thank God I am an Atheist.
 

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?​

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
 

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Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic atheist?

He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog.
 

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I can remember my Granddad telling us the tale of the sinking of the Titanic.
He kept telling everyone the ship will hit an iceberg and sink.
What happened? No body listened to him.
He even stood up in a crowd and, shouting at the top of his voice he kept screaming out loud ‘The ships going to sink. The ships going to sink’
still no one listened to him.
As the ship hit the iceberg he screamed out loud again. Some one even told him to sit down.
Finally they had to chuck him out of the cinema.
 

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Can everyone who is here for the yodelling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
 

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Superman is having a beer with Batman and tells him about his day.

Superman says "I was flying around the forest today and Wonderwoman was lying there naked with her legs apart looking up shouting "take me, take me". I was overcome with desire and being a gentleman, I could not disappoint such a request, so I swooped down at superspeed for some "action" "

Batman says "I bet she was surprised though?".

Superman says "Well yeah, but not half as much as the Invisible Man!"
 
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These have done the rounds a few times, but for anyone who hasn't seen them, I think they are worth a look:

1. Two vultures board an airplane; each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

2. Two boll weevils grew up in the Deep South. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as: the lesser of two weevils.

3. Two Native Alaskans sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you: can't have your kayak and heat it, two.

4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why” they asked as they moved off? “Because he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve see Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal!”

8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop in town to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to “persuade” them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he’d be back if they didn’t’ close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
 

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The Gandhi one is a clever play on words!!! (y)
 

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Here's one for the Europeans:

I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said
"Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
 

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What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper?




...Megasoreass.
 

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I didnt see that one - must have been a dyathinkesaurus :zany:
 

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I went into B&Q and ask if they had anything for greasy ovens, and was told by a young lady on the till "Ammonia Cleaner" I said sorry I thought you worked here
 

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TWELVE OF THE FINEST (UNINTENDED) DOUBLE ENTENDRES EVER AIRED ON TV AND RADIO

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator : "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator: "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator: "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria ... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977: "Ah, isn't that nice.. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh my god! What have I just said?"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard.

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
 

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A young woman went into a joke shop in Paris. "I'm looking for a good joke for my husband" she said.
"Ah," said the shop keeper. "You've come to the right place. We have plenty of entendres over here. I have dozens of single entendres, and a few double entendres, but they are more expensive."
"Oh I think I should have a double entendre, as it is for a special occasion" said the woman.
"Are you sure" said the shop keeper. (hoping to get rid of some of his overstocked single entendres).
"Yes" insisted the woman. "I want a double entendre".
"Size isn't everything, you know" said the shop keeper.
 

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    Pioneer blu-ray optical drive.
  • Operating System
    Windows 11
    Computer type
    Laptop
    Manufacturer/Model
    Dell Inspiron 7373 2-in-1
    CPU
    Intel Core i7 8th Generation
    Motherboard
    Dell 0HG1FH (U3E1)
    Memory
    8GB DDR4
    Graphics card(s)
    Intel UHD Graphics 620 (Dell)
    Sound Card
    Realtek Audio (on motherboard)
    Monitor(s) Displays
    Touch screen generic monitor
    Screen Resolution
    1920x1080
    Hard Drives
    256GB Micron SATA SSD.
    Browser
    Edge Chromium
    Antivirus
    Eset Internet Security
    Other Info
    Dell says this system is not Windows 11 capable, but Microsoft seems happy with it.
The Gandhi one is a clever play on words!!! (y)
As was this famous headline 22 years ago when Inverness Caledonia Thistle knocked Celtic out of the Scottish Cup

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My Computer

System One

  • OS
    Windows 10 Pro + others in VHDs
    Computer type
    Laptop
    Manufacturer/Model
    ASUS Vivobook 14
    CPU
    I7
    Motherboard
    Yep, Laptop has one.
    Memory
    16 GB
    Graphics Card(s)
    Integrated Intel Iris XE
    Sound Card
    Realtek built in
    Monitor(s) Displays
    N/A
    Screen Resolution
    1920x1080
    Hard Drives
    1 TB Optane NVME SSD, 1 TB NVME SSD
    PSU
    Yep, got one
    Case
    Yep, got one
    Cooling
    Stella Artois
    Keyboard
    Built in
    Mouse
    Bluetooth , wired
    Internet Speed
    72 Mb/s :-(
    Browser
    Edge mostly
    Antivirus
    Defender
    Other Info
    TPM 2.0
The idiot picking his nose pulled the lining out of his hat.
 

My Computers

System One System Two

  • OS
    W11 Pro 22H2 Insider Preview
    Computer type
    Laptop
    Manufacturer/Model
    Microsoft Surface Go
    CPU
    Intel core i5 - 12400
    Memory
    7GB
  • Operating System
    W11 PRO 22H2
    Computer type
    PC/Desktop
    Manufacturer/Model
    Dell Vostro
    CPU
    Intel i5 - 12400
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie:
"Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie:
"Not Frank Feldman.
He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie:
"There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday.
He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.
He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.
But Frank Feldman, could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie:
"He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.
Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too-he was the perfect man! He
never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife."
 

My Computer

System One

  • OS
    Windows 11 RP
    Computer type
    PC/Desktop
    Manufacturer/Model
    Lenovo ThinkCentre M75Q-1
    CPU
    AMD Ryzen 5 Pro 3400GE @3.30 GHz (4.0 GHz Turbo)
    Motherboard
    Lenovo 3151
    Memory
    20 GB DDR4 2666 (1x16GB + 1x4GB)
    Graphics Card(s)
    AMD Radeon Vega 11
    Sound Card
    Integrated
    Monitor(s) Displays
    AOC 2369
    Screen Resolution
    1920 x 1080
    Hard Drives
    WD 512 GB NVME + SPCC 240GB SATA SSD
    PSU
    External 65W
    Case
    Mini (1L)
@Subscriber43 - I laughed out loud at that, but it made me feel sorry for the cabbie.

I believe it is incumbent on us to attach a joke, even when commenting on another, so here is a short one for those who like the bizarre:

A small boy rushes into the kitchen "Mummy, there's a man at the front door with a bill."
To which his mother replies: "Don't be silly, darling, its probably just a duck with a hat on."
 

My Computers

System One System Two

  • OS
    Windows 11
    Computer type
    PC/Desktop
    Manufacturer/Model
    Home built
    CPU
    Ryzen 3900x
    Motherboard
    Gigabyte Aorus Master x570 rel 1.0
    Memory
    32GB (2x16) @ 3600 MHz Corsair Vengeance LPX
    Graphics Card(s)
    Gigabyte Windforce RTX 2080
    Sound Card
    No separate sound card.
    Monitor(s) Displays
    Dell U2718Q
    Screen Resolution
    3840x2160
    Hard Drives
    1TB WD-Black SN850; 1TB Samsung Sata 850 Evo; 4 TB WD Blue Sata SA510 2.5''; 4TB Samsung Sata SSD 870 EVO 2.5".
    PSU
    Be Quiet Dark Power Pro 11 750W
    Case
    Lian Li PC-8FIB
    Cooling
    CPU: Noctua NH-U12A; Case: BeQuiet + Lian Li fans.
    Keyboard
    Steelseries Apex 7 brown keys.
    Mouse
    Logitech (wired) G403
    Internet Speed
    940 Mb/s down; 105 Mb/s up
    Browser
    Edge (Chromium)
    Antivirus
    Eset Internet Security
    Other Info
    Pioneer blu-ray optical drive.
  • Operating System
    Windows 11
    Computer type
    Laptop
    Manufacturer/Model
    Dell Inspiron 7373 2-in-1
    CPU
    Intel Core i7 8th Generation
    Motherboard
    Dell 0HG1FH (U3E1)
    Memory
    8GB DDR4
    Graphics card(s)
    Intel UHD Graphics 620 (Dell)
    Sound Card
    Realtek Audio (on motherboard)
    Monitor(s) Displays
    Touch screen generic monitor
    Screen Resolution
    1920x1080
    Hard Drives
    256GB Micron SATA SSD.
    Browser
    Edge Chromium
    Antivirus
    Eset Internet Security
    Other Info
    Dell says this system is not Windows 11 capable, but Microsoft seems happy with it.
In 1954, some scientists from the Rand Corporation predicted what a home computer would be like in the year 2004:

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My Computer

System One

  • OS
    Windows 11 RP
    Computer type
    PC/Desktop
    Manufacturer/Model
    Lenovo ThinkCentre M75Q-1
    CPU
    AMD Ryzen 5 Pro 3400GE @3.30 GHz (4.0 GHz Turbo)
    Motherboard
    Lenovo 3151
    Memory
    20 GB DDR4 2666 (1x16GB + 1x4GB)
    Graphics Card(s)
    AMD Radeon Vega 11
    Sound Card
    Integrated
    Monitor(s) Displays
    AOC 2369
    Screen Resolution
    1920 x 1080
    Hard Drives
    WD 512 GB NVME + SPCC 240GB SATA SSD
    PSU
    External 65W
    Case
    Mini (1L)
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My Computer

System One

  • OS
    Win 11 x 64 Home on PC . Pro Win 11 x 64 on Surface 9.
    Computer type
    PC/Desktop
    Manufacturer/Model
    Upgraded to personal setup from made to measure.
    CPU
    amd ryzen 5 7600 6core 3701mhz
    Motherboard
    Gigabyte B650M K
    Memory
    32GB DDR5
    Graphics Card(s)
    MSI Nvidia Geforce Ventus 2X RTX 4070
    Sound Card
    ONBOARD 6 CHANNEL (5.1) HIGH DEF AUDIO (AS STANDARD)
    Monitor(s) Displays
    Coolermaster GM27-FFS 27 inch
    Screen Resolution
    1920 x 1080
    Hard Drives
    Samsung V-NAND SSD 970 Evo plus 500GB
    3TB SATA-III 3.5" HDD, 6GB/s, 7200RPM, 64MB CACHE
    1 x 4TB External USB. 1 x 5TB External SSD, & BIG sticks
    PSU
    700
    Case
    Coolermaster
    Cooling
    DEEP COOL AS700 CPU COOLER
    Keyboard
    Microsoft 600K & Logitech gamer G213
    Mouse
    logitech
    Internet Speed
    640+MB
    Browser
    Chrome & Firefox
    Antivirus
    Kaspersky Plus
    Other Info
    WIRELESS 802.11 AC1300 867Mbps/5GHz, 400Mbps/2.4GHz PCI-E CARD
    Logitech L202 Speakers
    Asus DRW-14D5MT x48
    Net via Virgin Media hub 3 (using RJ45 cable). Plus MS surface 9 tablet (win 11). Amazon Fire 10.

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