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For Senecio:
I was born in Yorkshire, and very proud of that fact. It all started with god beholding nothing. He looked at our universe and was troubled, so he threw a banger into the nothing and it produced 'something'. He swirled his finger in the something and it began to form hydrogen molecules and eventually matter. He swirled his finger yet again and the solar system swirled tighter and tighter into a swirling dense gas cloud. The pressure being such that the Sun was born and blazed forth in all his glory. This swirling mass began dust, then became rock and became rocky clumps which grew in most cases into planets. One of these was in the 'goldilocks zone'. I am totally UNreligious but the story goes that when god created the earth he started with Yorkshire. This was his base of operations.
He made it ideal so he could feel comfortable whilst building the rest. He had put the seas and oceans on but didn't like the sea on both sides so he created Lancashire to keep the sea away in the west. He peopled Lancashire with those he deemed unworthy to be of good Yorkshire stock. Being of a superior vintage, the good folk of Yorkshire began their own language, known as godspeak. He looked upon this land and knew it to be perfect and was well chuffed. He knew balance was required so he created the best footy team in the other side of the Pennines, in Manchester. So Newton Heath was born. Then he coloured them red. So, there we have it, as we all know, god was a Yorkshireman.
Well I would hate to be a sanctimonious yorkshireman.
Thank God I am an Atheist.
My Computer
System One
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- OS
- Windows 10 Pro + others in VHDs
- Computer type
- Laptop
- Manufacturer/Model
- ASUS Vivobook 14
- CPU
- I7
- Motherboard
- Yep, Laptop has one.
- Memory
- 16 GB
- Graphics Card(s)
- Integrated Intel Iris XE
- Sound Card
- Realtek built in
- Monitor(s) Displays
- N/A
- Screen Resolution
- 1920x1080
- Hard Drives
- 1 TB Optane NVME SSD, 1 TB NVME SSD
- PSU
- Yep, got one
- Case
- Yep, got one
- Cooling
- Stella Artois
- Keyboard
- Built in
- Mouse
- Bluetooth , wired
- Internet Speed
- 72 Mb/s :-(
- Browser
- Edge mostly
- Antivirus
- Defender
- Other Info
- TPM 2.0